¤Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli.. Madam -ok , to sunao.. Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuv
wxyz….. Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple Banta – ok madam…. A for apple. B for bada apple . C for chhota apple . D for dusra apple . E for ek aur apple . F for fokat ka apple . G for gol apple . H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple ? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple .K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple .L for lena padhega tumko apple .M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple .N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple .O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple .P for peth bhar khaao apple .Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple .R for roz agar khaao tum apple .S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple .T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple .U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple .V for very tasty hai yeh apple .W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple .X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple .Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple .Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur ………..
¤Name of your car Sardar : What is the name of your car? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T” . Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai
¤Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo. Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga .
¤Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe
ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
¤Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?” Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.” Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
¤Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha. Banta: Phir kya hua? Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo , mera toh ho gaya hai.”
¤SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : koi badi cheez bata. 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
¤A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
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¤Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli.. Madam -ok , to sunao.. Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuv
wxyz….. Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple Banta – ok madam…. A for apple. B for bada apple . C for chhota apple . D for dusra apple . E for ek aur apple . F for fokat ka apple . G for gol apple . H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple ? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple .K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple .L for lena padhega tumko apple .M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple .N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple .O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple .P for peth bhar khaao apple .Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple .R for roz agar khaao tum apple .S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple .T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple .U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple .V for very tasty hai yeh apple .W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple .X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple .Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple .Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur ………..
¤Name of your car Sardar : What is the name of your car? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T” . Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai
¤Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo. Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga .
¤Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe
ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
¤Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?” Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.” Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
¤Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha. Banta: Phir kya hua? Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo , mera toh ho gaya hai.”
¤SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : koi badi cheez bata. 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
¤A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
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